A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his
\nCustomer,”This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to
\nyou.”The barber puts a dollar in one hand and 25 cents in the other, then
\ncalls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?”<\/p>\n
The boy takes 25 cents and leaves.<\/p>\n
“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never
\nlearns!”<\/p>\n
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out
\nof the ice cream store.
\n“Hey,son, May I ask you a question? Why did you take 25 cents instead
\nof the dollar?”<\/p>\n
The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the
\ndollar,the game’s over!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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